TOP 10 IMAGES OF ANIMALS GETTING MARRIED

Top 10 Images of Animals Getting Married

Some people treat their pets like their children. I always remember my dad calling these type of people DINKS (Dual Income, No Kids) but that is not politicly correct, now days these people are just eccentric, playful, slightly odd. But the art of pet marriage still goes on! Yes, people really do marry their pets together, there is whole websites and laws dedicated to it! No long do these people have to hide in shame, their love for their animals is to be celebrated! Because everyone loves a good wedding, no matter what species you are…

Top 10 Images of Animals Getting Married

Guinea Pigs Getting Married

10 – Guinea pigs

Love is when he yearns for her.
Marriage is when he earns for her

Pigs Getting Married

9 – Pigs

Love is when you decide to become one.
Marriage is when you try to decide which one.

Swans Getting Married

8 – Swans

Love is when you say you would go through hell for her.
Marriage is hell.

Penguins Getting Married

7 – Penguins

Love is like one long sweet dream.
Marriage is like an alarm clock.

Rabbits Getting Married

6 – Rabbits

Love is when you phone each other just to say Hi.
Marriage is when you phone each other to find out when to pick up the kids.

Horses Getting Married

5 – Horses

Love is sweet nothings in the ear.
Marriage is nothing in the bank.

Monkeys Getting Married

4 – Monkeys

Love is talking about having kids.
Marriage is talking of getting a break from the kids.

Ducks Getting Married

3 – Ducks

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Dogs Getting Married

2 – Dogs

Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering TV.

Cats Getting Married

1 – Cats

Love is cuddling on the couch.
Marriage is deciding which couch.

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TOP 10 FUNNY IMAGES OF ANIMALS IN BUCKETS

Top 10 Funny Images of Animals in Buckets

As I type this it seems to have been raining continuously for months now, and I do have to admit, when I see all the people suffering from the floods here in the UK I feel kind of happy and indeed lucky that I live on a mountain. But while people in the floods are using all their buckets to bail the water out of their homes, what should I use my bucket for? I am never going to be flooded up here, so I might as well fill it with something…

Top 10 Funny Images of Animals in Buckets

Owls in a Bucket

10 – Owls

Chuck Jones once said: ” Us human beings will line up for miles to buy buckets full of catastrophes, but don’t try selling sunshine and light – you’ll go broke.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Koala in a Bucket

9 – Koala

George Orwell once said: ”The art of advertising is the art of rattling sticks inside lots of swill buckets.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Goats in a Bucket

8 – Goats

Tobias Wolff once said: ”I try to help people become the best possible editors of their own work, to help them become conscious of the things they do well, of the things they need to look at again, of the wells of material they have not even begun to dip their buckets into.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Squirrels in a Bucket

7 – Squirrels

Steve Nash once said: ”We’ve been playing ugly. Without all of our bodies, we’ve been kicking it all over the shop, but fortunately we’ve been able to make the big buckets and rely on our defense for once.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Horse in a Bucket

6 – Horse

Joan Greenwood once said: ”We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Rabbit in a Bucket

5 – Rabbit

Mark Hopkins once said: ”Our prayer and God’s mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other descends.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Dog in a Bucket

4 – Dog

Michael Weatherly once said: ”I wasn’t a jock in school, and by the 10th grade, when I was in boarding school I was carrying water buckets for the girls’ hockey team. I was the kid with long hair and glasses and acne trying to learn how to play guitar and piano in the music center. I was not an athlete past the age of 13 or 14 when they start throwing the ball really fast.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Pig in a Bucket

3 – Pig

Percy Ross once said: ”Many drops make a bucket, many buckets make a pond, many ponds make a lake, and many lakes make an ocean.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Baby sloth in a Bucket

2 – Sloth

William H. O’Connell once said: ”You can pour holy oil and holy water on a thug until you have emptied buckets of both; but at the end he will be a consecrated thug, but a thug all the same unless interior intentions and a disciplined man are present.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

Baby cheetah in a Bucket

1 – Baby cheetah

Michael Moore once said: ”The entire business world has figured out how to make huge buckets of money without hiring us to work for them.” (Via:brainyquote.com)

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TOP 10 IMAGES OF LAUGHING HORSES

Top 10 Images of Laughing Horses

I am ashamed to admit this, but I once joined a horse riding club just so I could get to meet a girl that work there. I didn’t really mind horses, I just didn’t have any real want or need to learn to ride one. And on my first day, on the first hour, of the first ever time I was going to mount a horse the horrible thing bolted and threw me off it’s back like I was a meat pillow and even worse I went straight into the mud and sadly the feet of the girl I wanted to meet. She was not impressed and nor was I, but I swear that the horse started not winking, not smiling, but full on laughing at me! So was I going mad or can horses really laugh?!? So grab a saddle and ‘mount up’ as we take a look at….

Top 10 Images of Laughing Horses

Laughing Horse

10 – “What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?…A zebra!”

Q: Did you hear about the depressed horse?
A: He told a tale of whoa!

Laughing Horse

9 – “When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!”

Q: What’s a horse’s favourite TV show?
A: Neighbours

laughing Horse

8 – “What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?…A horse is walking around in his socks!”

Q: Which side of a horse has more hair?
A: The outside

Laughing Horse

7 – “What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?…A tale of WHOA!”

Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet

Laughing Horse

Laughing Horse

6 – “What part of the horse has the most hair?…The outside!!!”

Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: He always said Neigh!

Laughing Horse

5 – “Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” by Major Bumsore?”

Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!

Laughing Horse

4 – “What’s a horse’s favourite sport?…Stable Tennis!”

Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

Laughing Horse

3 – “What horses can jump higher than a house?…All of them, houses don’t jump!”

Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!

Laughing Horse

2 – “Why did the horse go behind the tree?…To change his jockeys!”

Q: Where do horses shop for clothes?
A: Old Neigh-vy!

Laughing Horse

1 – …and then once you had thrown him into the mud, he look up and said ‘Fancy a date?’

Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred

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TOP 10 IMAGES OF ANIMALS WEARING GLASSES

Top 10 Images of Animals Wearing Glasses

Am I the only person in the World that thinks animals look funny wearing clothes? Even if it is something as simple as a dog wearing a warmer coat it cracks me up! But what about animals that have to wear human things? Like do short-sighted animals have to wear glasses? And if so what would they look like?!? Maybe it is time to find out as we take a look at….

Top 10 Images of Animals Wearing Glasses

Rabbit Wearing Glasses

10 – “Classical? If was going to listen to music it would be hip-hop!”

FACT: They might well be commonly called “Glasses”, but 91% of all spectacle lenses sold today are actually made of plastic! Spec-tacular!

Dog Wearing Glasses

9 – “The other day I went into my opticians and asked if he thought I need new glasses”, He said: “You certainly do, this is the barber shop!!!”

FACT: While cucumber is good for placing on the eyes for a while, it is not half as good as dark-leafy vegetables like cabbage, spinach and lettuce!

Seal Wearing Glasses

8 – “I only swim in salt water because pepper water makes me sneeze!!!

FACT: While you cant rub suntan lotion into your eyes, UV radiation can damage the eyes on the cloudiest of days! So even if you don’t have any eyesight problems make sure you protect your eyes from it.

Pig Wearing Glasses

7 – “Someone stole these glasses once, but I squealed to the police and got them back!”

FACT: Some people wear polarized lenses, but this makes all LCD screens next to imposable to see, in fact they would be better off taking the glasses off!

Guineapig Wearing Glasses

6 – “Sorry I stopped you, but were you aware how fast you were going?!?”

FACT: These days they are quite common, but multi-focal lenses were not invented until 1958.

Parrot Wearing Glasses

5 – “Is ‘Polynesia’ memory loss for parrots? Because I didn’t know I even wore glasses!”

FACT: Some of the very early glasses used softer materials for the arms, like cloth, silk and even wool!

Horse Wearing Glasses

4 – “It is not that I have a negative altitude, it is just that all I can say is Neigh!”

FACT: It wasn’t until the 1400’s that the very first eye glasses were used for aiding distance-vision, before then they were all to help reading and close up activities.

Hamster Wearing Glasses

3 – “I got these all the way from Hamsterdam!”

FACT: Did cavemen wear glasses?!? Well it seems some stones made of glass were used to magnify the cave paintings, but other people believe it that the stones were just used for light reflection.

Turtle Wearing Glasses

2 – “I got new shades, so lets shellebrate!”

FACT: Reading glasses were invented around the year 1260, this was over a thousand years after the first printed books appeared!

Persian cat Wearing Glasses

1 – “Take these off me now or you are not going to need yours ever again!!!”

FACT: Seafaring Sailors wore golden earrings because they believed it would improving their vision! They really should have gone to specsavers

SOURCE:-http://theverybesttop10.com/animals-wearing-glasses/

TOP 10 IMAGES OF ANIMALS ON THE PHONE

Top 10 Images of Animals on the Phone

What I have always found funny is the way we talk to our pets. Regularly I will find myself talking to the dog, asking what he thinks about my choice of food for him. And the other day I remembered something my mum used to do, she used to put the dog on the phone to talk to me! And so with this rather happy memory of the funny things our parents do, I have decided to bring you…

Top 10 Images of Animals on the Phone

Hedgehog using a phone

10 – “You sugar gliders are crazy, sure I will join you, let me ask sloth if he wants to come.”

FACT: Do you think apple has sold the most phones? Well it is nothing compared to Nokia, as over 250 million Nokia 1100 devices were sold, making it the best selling mobile phone ever made!

Sloth using a phone

9 – “That was Hedgehog on the phone he wanted to have a sleep over.”

FACT: It is thought that each and everyday in 2012 Apple sold 340,000 iPhones! Please not that the previous facts still stands up because it was different ranges of phones, not just a single device.

Snail using a phone

8 – “I hate talking to sloth on the phone, he talks too fast!”

FACT: The problem with mobiles these days is that they are all touch interfaced meaning our fingers are all over the, and in 2012 after a study of more than 1,000 mobile phone screens it averaged out that mobiles have 18 times more bacteria than toilet handles!

Rhesus monkey using a phone

7 – “Snail took so long on the phone, he forgot why he rung me in the first place!”

FACT: While over here in the UK only 11% of all mobiles are waterproof, in Japan 90% of them are waterproof because people tend to use them even in the shower or bath!

Cat using a phone

6 – “Listen you chimp, don’t call me until it’s Caturday, you got it!?”

FACT: The first mobile telephone call was made on April 3, 1973 by Martin Cooper, and he rang the boss of a rival manufacturer to tell him that he had lost the race to develop a portable, hand–held device! Now that is showing off.

Bird using a phone

5 – “No I don’t want to have dinner round yours cat, last time you said I WAS the dinner!”

FACT: Do you think paying 3-400 for a mobile phone is a rip off? Well just 30yrs ago the first mobile phones cost £2,500 each!

Dog using a phone

4 – “The cat said what to you bird?! Just you wait till I see him, he will get chased for sure!”

FACT: When was the first “smart phone” invented? Well believe it or not a smart phone is classed as such if having the ability to view internet pages, even if they are mobile ones. So the answer you are looking at is 1996! Not so long at at all.

Horse using a phone

3 -“Sure we can play chase dog, just let me get my shoes on..oh..they’re kind of glued on!”

FACT: Have you ever wondered what was the World’s toughest mobile phone? Well the king og them all is the Sonim XP3300 Force, and in tests it survived an 84ft drop on to a layer of concrete without suffering any operational damage at all!

Rabbit using a phone

2 – “Sounds like a plan to me Horse! Should I bring some carrots or are you?!?”

FACT: Have you ever wondered why text messages have a 160-character limit? Well the strange part here is that the inventor Friedhelm Hillebrand says that he just picked a number at random! There really was no reason it wasn’t 200 or 20! Obviously there was some limits on the technology of the time, but it is thought that text messages could have been 500 characters without any issues at all.

Sugar gliders using a phone

1 -“Sure we will come rabbit, sounds like fun. Let us ask hedgehog if he wants to join us.”

FACT: Do you suffer from any of these?: Telephonobia is the fear of phone calls, Nomophobia is the fear of being out of signal range or Ringxiety which is when you hear (or feel) your mobile ringing when it’s not! I think I often suffer from the last one.

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